(“Man”…Really?) That drives me insane. I’m not gonna start on that because that’s not the point of this post…and if I get started, I’ll never stop. Sooooo….
Anyway, let’s get serious. I’m going to show you something crazy…there are actually real freakish animals in this world who have committed such morbid sins, that! their equally freakish Gods have cursed these animal’s offspring as peculiar beasts to burn in Hell for all of eternity. Not only that, but to live that eternity on display as a Bizarre Side Show at a miniature fair in Savannah, GA circa 2003. And that is the real punishment.
So, I wanted to show you these damned animals. See for yourself….Created by God…certainly NOT by the hands of (WO)man.
I wonder where in India this guy is from…his ribs have clearly been cursed by Animal God.
Don’t look any further, Satan’s child is here, safe and sound. AND he kicks monkeys. For fun.
Some more wicked animals….
Red Eye Louie. Seriously!!!!!!??? Tears man, I wish you could have been there. 
And in case you were wondering what kind of life Louie leads…
Chubacabra! In person! 
I wish these photos were of better quality, but they’re not. Sorry.
This one actually does make me really sad. I wonder what the Animal Freak Show Ring Master looks like….did (s)he make any money with this hilariously repulsive exhibit??
Speaking of Ring Master….my 9th grade History teacher was evil and he hated me and called me the Ring Master of my friends/class. I can’t quite remember why…though my impression of him was that he was bored and excesssively insecure. That really explains a lot about human behavior.
Back to the freakish devil animals… In case you can’t see, this is a photo of a two headed squirrel, a rattle snake and even a freaking scorpion encased in resin!! Can anyone read the background bit about the born alive freakish sheep?
Can’t make it out…
Cyclopes Pig!!!!!!!!!
Elephant Trunk Pig? 
Dragon Lizard or Iguana?
That’s what you are exposed to when you live in the south. Love it.
xo
